weggie:

gotta remind this to myself everyday.

(via maluna)

yes. i agree. :D

jeweled:

Chuck Norris Facts

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
10. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
11. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
12. Chuck Norris KNOWS Victoria’s secret.
13. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
14. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
15. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
16. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
17. The phrase ‘dead ringer’ refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
18. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
19. Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
20. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.

(via Chuck Norris Facts)

lookbookdotnu:

Maybe London

mikeyllorin:

skysignal:

I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!!!

ZOOEY DESCHANEL = LOVE.

it looks like the type of movie i’d watch 5 times in a row. :D

i <3 Manu!

szymon:

adv for the Montreal hair salon Orbite

for all die-hard hello kitty fans

szymon:

Handbound Letterpress Miniature Book (Paul Ritscher)